Monday, November 3, 2014

WE ARE STILL HERE

HELLO BLOGGERS.  LONG TIME!  We have been very busy over at The JADE PALACE.  We now have our own website JADEPALACEGUARD.COM and you can check there for updates on JADE PALACE GUARD as well as find NEW music and SHOP for new merchandise, including LIMITED EDITION ACTION FIGURES and LIMITED EDITION CASSETTES!  So please join us over there when you have time...

However we shall still continue to drop a BLOG here now and then as well so here is some video for you to check out... Thank you for all your support over the years!






Thursday, December 12, 2013

JADE PALACE GUARD LEGENDS

Jade Palace Guard celebrates the life and work of Jim Kelly. In their new series "Jade Palace Guard Legends" . Each beat tape/sound collage will feature a fictional concept involving a person of legendary status.

James Milton "Jim" "the Dragon" Kelly starred in numerous martial arts films in the 1970's, including Black Belt Jones, Three the Hard Way and Black Samurai. He later left acting and became a professional tennis player. He appeared in a commercial with NBA star LeBron James in 2004. Well known for his role as Williams in the 1973 Bruce Lee film Enter the Dragon. Kelly began his martial arts career under the tutelage of Sin Kwan The (Shaolin-Do) in Lexington, Kentucky. He also trained in Okinawan karate under the direction of Parker Shelton, Nate Patton, and Gordon Doversola. During the early 1970s, Jim Kelly became one of the most decorated world karate champions in the sport. In 1971, Kelly won four prestigious championships that same year, most notably, the World Middleweight Karate title at the 1971 Long Beach International Karate Championships. Sadly he died on June 29, 2013. Forever an inspiration and martial arts master his legend lives on in The halls of The Jade Palace Guard. We salute you Master Kelly

In this sample heavy lo-fi production Sneed the Jade Badger chops then mixes a soulful salad of Jim Kelly movie samples and trailers that form the newly discovered story of MISTER SAND! Find out what happens!

Available on Limited Cassette, CD, and of course digital download. ACT NOW! and be the first on your block to have the "Jade Palace Guard LEGENDS" Jim Kelly T-shirt! limited supply!

credits

released 16 December 2013
MISTER SAND [Jim Kelly Tribute]
Produced live at Jade Palace by:
Sneed the Jade Badger.

Cassettes dubbed on HIGH OUTPUT/Lo Noise hand painted tape.
A side includes full album plus extended cassette only OUTRO.
B side includes cassette only RAW version of the secret year end JADE BADGER finale "Escape from Jade Palace" a somewhat continuation of the MISTER SANDS story. ENJOY!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Jade Digital 45" series 2013

Greetings Bloggers, Been awhile since I have posted on the old blog. If you hadn't noticed (due to this lapse in blog communication) we've have been quite busy over at the Jade Palace. This past year 2013 Year of the Snake has been very auspicious. We have had a few Limited T-shirt and Cassette tape releases (a few tapes still available). Released numerous beat tape compilations (check BANDCAMP ) with many new members of THE JADE PALACE GUARD and Producers from around the world. We've traveled south to S/G fest and Performed live with strangegibberish.net, and even started a bootleg/knock off toyline (MORE INFO SOON). and now... as summer settles into cooler nights and haze filled mornings a new chapter arises... Introducing The JADE DIGITAL 45" SERIES! For the remainder of the year we will be releasing a 2-3 track mini beat tape two times a week! Oh and yes they are FREE! Each tape will be a new mystery in Jade Palace lo-fi sorcery and science, and will feature NEW and Different Producers. Here is The first 3! installments to keep you busy til week two starts! Keep ya senses sharp and thanks for the support! JADE DIGITAL 45" SERIES #1 of Jade Digital 45" series 2013 LO-FI 303_E.S.P. [Extrasensory perception] BEAT TAPE 1_CHILDREN WITH E.S.P. 2_STONE AGE GIRLS 3_DOCTOR OF NOTHING [STATIC VER.] #2 of Jade Digital 45" series 2013 STALKING EAGLE, HIDDEN BADGER [BEAT TAPE] 1_HIDDEN BADGER 2_STALKING EAGLE 3_FOUND IN AN OLD JACKET #3 of Jade Digital 45" series 2013 MOUNTAIN GOD ELIXIR_BEAT TAPE 1_MOUNTAIN GOD ELIXIR 2_MIRACLE PILL_PT.1 3_MIRACLE PILL_PT.2

Thursday, March 14, 2013

WEAR THESE TAPES OUT

SACRED JADE TAPES vol 1 A LIMITED CASSETTE TAPE RUN! THIS COLLABORATION BATTLE BEAT TAPE WILL FEATURE 2 HOURS! OF VARIOUS JADE PALACE MEMBERS.WITH RANDOM B-SIDE MIXES AND WILL INCLUDE THE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD, BONUS TRACKS, AND HANDMADE ART WORK THE LIMITED RUN OF TAPES SHOULD BE UNDER 8 BUCKS! EXPECT EXTRAS (COMICS, CDs, TOYS, DVDS, ETC) STUFFED IN THE BOX. LIMITED SIZES. IRON ON T-SHIRT COULD BE ANY ONE OF THE JADE PALACE ALBUM COVERS, THEREFORE STYLES VARY! GET IMMEDIATE FREE DOWNLOAD OF THE ALEX MURPHY PROJECT: ALEX MURPHY PROJECT WITH PRE-ORDER OF THIS VERY LIMITED CASSETTE TAPE RUN! *Bonus* SECRET DIGITAL-RELEASE OF THE UPCOMING SNAKE EYES TAPE (SIDE A). DUE OUT LATE THIS SUMMER? GET IT NOW WITH THIS MEGA DOWNLOAD!! stream and single HERE: snake-eyes-606.bandcamp.com THIS TAPE HAS BEEN HELD IN LIMBO FOR OVER A YEAR. A MUST HAVE!!! PREORDER!! Limited Edition Cassette and Iron on ALBUM COVER T-Shirt. (Includes Sml Ration Pack) or Limited Edition Cassette and Hand Stenciled ONE ARMED BOXER T-Shirt. (Includes Lrg Rations Pack) Pre-order includes immediate download of 2 tracks in your choice of high-quality MP3, FLAC, or other formats. A link to the complete album will be emailed to you the moment it’s released. 4/8/13 COMPLETE ORDER WILL INCLUDE CASSETTE TAPE AND 8 TRACK DIGITAL DOWNLOAD. MERCH WILL INCLUDE T-SHIRT and JADE PALACE GUARD RATIONS PACKs

Saturday, February 16, 2013

THE EYE OF ODIN

JADE PALACE- THE EYE OF ODIN_ http://strangegibberish1.bandcamp.com... Recorded at The PIT via JADE PALACE MOTHER SHIP with samples taken on location in Norwalk.CT. The Locksmith on Bliptronic 5000 and KORG Monotron. The Jade Badger on Roland Sp-303 and JADE Melodica .

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

ENTER THE SNAKE

HAPPY NEW YEAR. Coming into the year of the Snake 2013. Closing down 2012 with the new tape by The JADE PALACE GUARD is Silver Hermit the newest powerhouse on the Jade roster

Saturday, December 29, 2012

THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON IS COMING TO A CLOSE. WITH IT BRINGS THE LAST JADE PALACE GUARD BEAT BATTLE/COLLABORATION TAPE. WITH RUMORS OF A LIMITED CASSETTE TAPE RUN! HERE IS THE ALBUM ART BROUGHT TO YOU BY www.johnbreiner.com. THIS COLLABORATION BATTLE BEAT TAPE WILL FEATURE 16 TRACKS BY VARIOUS JADE PALACE MEMBERS. THE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD WILL BE FREE. THE LIMITED RUN OF TAPES SHOULD BE UNDER 2 BUCKS! KEEP AN EYE OUT THIS WEEKEND BEFORE THE BALL DROPS!